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  Do you have a natural talent?

  by dustyb in

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  i have a natural talent of bullshitting and coming up with ideas off of the top of my head.

  ideas that work mind you!

  but like my ma said, i can bullshit my way out of a paper bag full of cowpie set on fire =d

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  Satans little helper

  I can convert oxygen to carbon dioxide, does that count?

  oh yeah, I used to sell double glazing and Kirby vacuum cleaners. Trust me, that makes me a master in the bullshit arena
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  Opinions on this?

  by Tatiana in

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  http://www.enjoyincubus.com/video/incubus_megalomaniacvidfull.ram

  since hardly anyone reads vincent's anymore, i'd really like opinions on this.

  hidden meanings?

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  I cannot connect to that and haven't seen the vid yet but the album is excellant, I've just bought morning view as well
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  Australian JW charged with multiple child rapes

  by Nathan Natas in

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  http://www.thecouriermail.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5936,8930368%255e3102,00.html .

  man faces theme park child rape charges.

  a devout jehovah's witness and family man raped two children and assaulted five others in a lagoon at a gold coast theme park, a court was told yesterday.. the man, a 33-year-old father-of-two from beenleigh, allegedly inserted his finger in the anus of a nine-year-old boy and the vagina of the boy's seven-year-old sister at dreamworld.

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  just give me two hours and a blowtorch, that's all I ask.

  I don't get it, I don't understand how anyone can find a child erotic. I could understand if it was say a 14 or 15 year old girl who is just starting to bloom and is moving towards becoming a woman - girls used to be married at that age anyway so whilst it's obviously illegal and unnacceptable I could make the link. Small kids like this though, they just aren't sexual entities at all. I know rape is more of a power thing than a sex thing but this isn't even about power, these perverts seem to have a real erotic fascination with kids.

  Brains wired the wrong way perhaps?

  edited to improve my apalling spelling
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  'Are you in' deja vu

  by Satans little helper in

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  cd-wow has just got round to delivering my latest purchase - morning view from incubus.

  so i'm listening to the album (which is pretty good by the way in a bluesy/rock rhcp sort of way) when a really funky track starts playing that i swear i have heard before.

  it's a track called 'are you in' and i would swear i have heard the chillis play it but i cannot find it on bssm or californication.

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  I bought it cos I heard it in a surf shop just before Xmas and it was a funky chill out sound, is their new album 'a crow left of murder' any good?

  I've not heard any Janes Addiction, I'll take a listen of they are similar. Good smoking music and good to chill on the drive home from work on summer evenings is what I'm looking for
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  'Are you in' deja vu

  by Satans little helper in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  cd-wow has just got round to delivering my latest purchase - morning view from incubus.

  so i'm listening to the album (which is pretty good by the way in a bluesy/rock rhcp sort of way) when a really funky track starts playing that i swear i have heard before.

  it's a track called 'are you in' and i would swear i have heard the chillis play it but i cannot find it on bssm or californication.

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  thanks, I'll check it tonight cos the company firewall won't let me kazaa
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  'Are you in' deja vu

  by Satans little helper in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  cd-wow has just got round to delivering my latest purchase - morning view from incubus.

  so i'm listening to the album (which is pretty good by the way in a bluesy/rock rhcp sort of way) when a really funky track starts playing that i swear i have heard before.

  it's a track called 'are you in' and i would swear i have heard the chillis play it but i cannot find it on bssm or californication.

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  Cd-Wow has just got round to delivering my latest purchase - Morning View from Incubus. So I'm listening to the album (which is pretty good by the way in a bluesy/rock RHCP sort of way) when a really funky track starts playing that I swear I have heard before. It's a track called 'Are you in' and I would swear I have heard the Chillis play it but I cannot find it on BSSM or Californication.
  
  Anyone heard of the track and a different band playing it or am I off my head?
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  First Anniversary plans

  by Satans little helper in

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  i've just been playing with a perl script which gives you a countdown to any date you input and put in the date of my first wedding anniversary.

  scarily it's only 6 months away so i need to start planning where to go and what to do.

  any suggestions?.

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  Jade that looks fantastic, the only problem is that I'd want to spend much more than a week there!
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  First Anniversary plans

  by Satans little helper in

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  i've just been playing with a perl script which gives you a countdown to any date you input and put in the date of my first wedding anniversary.

  scarily it's only 6 months away so i need to start planning where to go and what to do.

  any suggestions?.

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  we spent our honeymoon in Cancun at an all inclusive 5* hotel. It was the biggest waste of 3 grand I have ever had. The best I can say about it was that the diving was good and I got my PADI advanced qualification. Way too touristy and Americanised (not that I have anything against Americans) and not the real Mexico at all.

  I'd consider New York, or maybe Boston but I really want to go to Thailand except that needs more than a week.
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  Gods who could kick Jehovah's arse

  by Sirona in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  englishmans "other gods" thread got me thinking.

  do jehovahs witnesses truly believe that jehovah is the all powerful?

  yahweh was just "one of the gods" in times gone by, who was promoted by the jews into "the one true god".. there are plenty of gods who could (imo) kick jehovahs arse.

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  Satans little helper

  Interesting that the site doesn't list Jehoover.

  I reckon Raa could kick his arse although he was snoozing the day the 10 plagues were happening and I seem to remember that Jehovah had alot of problems with Baal back in the day
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  First Anniversary plans

  by Satans little helper in

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  2. friends

  i've just been playing with a perl script which gives you a countdown to any date you input and put in the date of my first wedding anniversary.

  scarily it's only 6 months away so i need to start planning where to go and what to do.

  any suggestions?.

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  sounds cool, when I flew to Montreal we stopped there to refuel and the scenery was awesome flying over it. IIRC the flight would only be about 5 or 6 hours from London, not too bad.

  Interestingly the NS government website has a search engine titled 'ask Joe Howe' I wonder if one of my forebears emigrated a while ago?